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Mid-Summer Notes

7/23/2022

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I’ve finished Lying Swords, Book 1: World to World. I feel I need to have Book 2(as yet untitled) nearly done, or the first draft finished, before I can submit to a publisher…but I may investigate agents to see if one might be interested.
I keep running into the same temporary roadblock: I know just how I want the book to begin, but the best words to present it are playing hide-and-seek with my brain. I’ll get it, but it’s going to take three or four tries, at least.
Witchery was that way. After I’d written the entire book I tried at least half a dozen beginnings before I had it satisfactory. Saving Atlantis was the same: took me many tries to get the beginning the way I wanted it. Prophecy of Honor, on the other hand, gave me no such trouble.
I’m also writing an erotic short story. I wrote about erotica two years ago, in July of 2019. I’ve published several of those things since, and have a fairly decent “following” of readers. I find it helps when I’m really in the mood to write, and have the time, that if the serious work is giving me trouble I can go to the erotic story and work on that. Sometimes one part on one of the WIPs (works in progress) will spark an idea or a solution for the other.
I’ve submitted two stories to publishers this week. One is a new one I finished a couple of weeks ago but had not yet submitted anywhere, titled “Will Not Yield.” It’s an odd piece that doesn’t really fit anywhere. It’s fantasy historical fiction—something like it might have happened sometime in Eurasia hundreds of years ago.
The other story is a reprint, “Guidelines,” to an Australian magazine that wants fantasy and science fiction.
My wife’s health changes gradually—very gradually, but it seems, inexorably—for the worse. It seems like every week she’s a bit more in pain and bit more immobile than the week before. Nothing to be done.
Her younger brother is worse off. He had triple by-pass surgery days ago and expects to die. The rest of the family, from what I can gather third hand through my wife’s conversations with her sister, seems to have no expectations one way or the other. We may have to fly to Colorado on short notice. Neither of us has the REAL ID driver’s license and I can’t find our birth certificates. We had them a few years ago when we went to Florida, but now I can’t find them. I haven’t quit looking yet, but I’ve eliminated all the places they should be.
I finished Stephen King’s novel, Cell. It’s okay, but not much more than that, from my POV. I’ll give it to the library here in a week or two and if you want to try it out, it’ll be there. I’ve taken up an old paperback, Bran Mac Morn by Robert E. Howard. Howard is the creator of Conan, and Kull, Solomon Kane, and others. Next up will be a re-read of…something. Don’t know what, yet.
Another thing concerning reading: While exploring possible publishers for my short stories, I found this: June Statistics - by palisatrium - Short Story (substack.com). When you get to that site, scroll down to “Free  Online Short Stories”. There are some real gems there by excellent authors, like Hemingway, Harlan Ellison, Rudyard Kipling, Jack London, Edgar Allen Poe, and others. Excellent short stories, some of them classics.
One of those stories, “Flowers for Algernon” was adapted to a film titled “Charly.” Actor Cliff Robertson won an Academy Award for the picture.
OK, I’ll confess that sometimes I’m absent-minded in a specific way that’s worth a real eye-roll. Three times in the last several years I’ve locked my key in the truck, and every time it’s because of the weather—either raining or snowing. The last time was two days ago, Thursday. When I got to work it was raining hard. So I parked the truck , turned off the headlights, turned off the wipers, brought the umbrella across, opened the car door and concentrated on getting the umbrella open over the open door, then climbed out with my lunch bag and locked and closed the door.
Notice what I didn’t do?
When I got inside and put my hand in my pocket I realized I’d left the key in the ignition. No biggy. I live close enough to work that I would just walk home, get the other key, and get my wife into the other car and she could take me to work.
When I left at noon and walked to the truck to make sure the key was still there, it became a biggy. I hadn’t shut the engine off, either. It had been idling there on that hot day for over six hours.
I decided right then that walking home and driving back (forget getting the wife to drive me) would take too long. I had no idea what kind of shape that engine would be in. Fortunately, one of the managers came back from lunch and very kindly offered to drive me home and back.
Here's the weird thing: The temperature gauge wasn’t even halfway to the H. I expected it to be sitting on the H with a red light flashing. Whew!
I think I’ll keep the extra key in my lunch bag in the future.
One other thing on a totally different subject. You’re probably familiar with straight-leg situps and bent-leg situps. Just by chance I discovered “air-leg” situps.
Sit at the end of your bed, or at the end of an exercise bench, then lie back so you’re lying on the bench with your feet on the floor. Then extend your lower legs out straight so that you’re horizontal, head to toe.
Cross your arms on your chest. Keeping your legs straight, do a situp. Then another and another, as many as you can, all the time keeping your legs horizontal. You’ll find it really gets your mid and upper abs. You can do this any time you have a few minutes right on the end of your bed.
After you get to the point you’re comfortable doing at least ten, you might add a twist to left and right with the situp, to exercise your obliques. Plus, of course, you exercise your quads a little by keeping your lower legs horizontal through the whole set.
And that’s it for this time. As always, please read.
  
    

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Happy Memorial Day

5/30/2022

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In my last posting I mentioned a scam call about my wife winning a boatload of cash but having to pay $200 to get it. She got another call this week. Different guy, different pitch, wasted ten minutes of my time repeating his b.s. until I finally pinned him down on what it was going to cost us. He even mentioned that this give-away was going through Mega Millions, and that IRS was involved. That was what $400 was for—the 1% tax that the givers weren’t covering. So I said no thank you. He told me that since the ticket was in my wife’s name, I couldn’t make that decision. I said yes I can and hung up. As expected, they called back and she told them the same thing.
No legitimate entity that is awarding cash will request or require the receiver to give cash back. If you know anyone who gets a call like this (probably an older person with a medical history) be sure to let them know that.
I had another idea for a short story. I finished my time on the treadmill, and as I got off I thought to myself that I wished I’d eaten more donuts. I turned that into a story. And then, on Friday morning, I brought home donuts. I got the story ready to submit to Daily Science Fiction only to discover they are not now accepting submissions. So I will have to check weekly to see when that changes.
Lying Swords, Book 1 is going slow, mostly just on the details of character movements and dialog. It’s coming up on the cliff-hanger ending (it’s a short cliff). What I find fascinating about writing is the way new characters and new circumstances, un- planned, come along as necessary for the way the story is progressing. The ending of Book 1 will be what I planned months ago, but how the characters get there was not in the picture at all when I planned it.
I finished reading Koontz’s book City. It’s far different from his other books I’ve enjoyed…and yet, similar. Like the Odd Thomas books, it’s told in first person by the main character. Like those books, plus The Good Guy and The Husband, the narrator has no desire to get involved with what he gets involved with. Like them, he is also gifted with a special ability.
Unlike them, he is not an adult. He is a nine-year-old black boy with a gift for music, inherited from his mother and grandfather.
This story does not have quite the tension in the other novels, but it is worth reading.
I’ve just started Cell by Stephen King. I can’t tell much about it yet, but one thing did catch my attention. If you’ve seen the movie, The Kingsman, you’ll recall that near the end of the movie the villain’s plot is to have everyone within sound of a cell phone go hostile/crazy—to attack anyone else and keep attacking. When one victim goes down, attack another—while all the others are doing likewise.
The beginning of Cell is pretty close to that scenario. The biggest difference is that in The Kingsman, the cell phones broadcast the tone that made everyone crazy. In Cell, at least so far, only the users get zapped. There are other differences in the artificial psychosis as well.
I was curious about which came first. Cell was published in 2006. The Kingsman came out in 2015.
This blog is mostly about writing and reading but…
I feel I just must say something about the two big issues in the country right now: abortion rights and gun rights.
I have no idea how my readers, as few as you are, feel about these issues. After my pontification (like that word?) some of you may curse me and decide never to read anything I write ever again. Others may decide I’m pretty smart and they’ll want to read more.
Body autonomy is a basic human right observed in this country, and most countries, for centuries. You have control over your own body. No one else has the right to use any part of your body without your continuous permission. In the case of sexual activity, if one party says yes, but then changes their mind and says “no,” it is illegal for the other to continue. It’s called “rape.” You may have seen on a movie or television show where someone needs a transplant, or blood transfusion, or bone marrow from a donor. That donor may be the only possible chance for the ill or injured person to survive. If the possible donor declines to donate, for any reason or for no reason, that needing patient will die before the possible donor will be forced to allow their bodily parts to be used. Even if you are dead, you have that right. If you haven’t filled out a donor card, and you have no family or your family declines to allow the donation, again, that needing person will die. So a human life that needs the organs of another human to stay alive does not have that right if it goes against the will of the person whose organs those are.
By outlawing abortion, the government, in whichever branch, has given the fetus more rights than a born person, and the pregnant woman less rights than a corpse.
So, ask yourself: If a pregnant woman can have this right taken away, what other group of persons might be next? The physically disabled? The mentally disabled? Orphans?
Lastly, if the “pro-life” group really cares about life, why do they always vote against bills that would help those children to be raised with health insurance (plus healthy mothers with no other insurance), food, help with utilities, help with daycare, etc? I’ll let you answer that.
I am a proponent of gun rights. To a point. Yes, I should have the right to own and perhaps even carry a hand gun. I should have the right to buy and use a good hunting rifle or shotgun. Any law-abiding civilian over the age of twenty-one should have that right, or younger with the signature of a parent; background checks permitting. Yeah, I know, an eighteen-year-old can legally vote. But not buy alcohol. If he (she) can’t be trusted to buy a beer, why be trusted to buy a deadly weapon?
No civilian needs—or should have the right to acquire—an automatic weapon or a firearm than can be modified to become an automatic weapon. I’ll even add that no one should have the right to buy ammunition that is used exclusively in automatic weapons.
I am not suggesting that such firearms should be confiscated from current owners, though government buy-backs should be constantly available. No one that has those weapons should be allowed to sell them to anyone except a government entity.
The Second Amendment should not be any more sacrosanct that the First, and the First has been restricted for many years in many ways. The right to assembly can be subject to permits or regulations—no matter how peaceful, you can’t assemble in such a way that it stops traffic (car or pedestrian). The freedom of the press does not allow the press to commit slander or libel against a private citizen, nor to call for violence. The right of free speech does not extend to yelling “Fire!” in a crowded theatre, or inciting to riot, or violence. The freedom of religion does not extend to any ritual that calls for human sacrifice, or even animal sacrifice that violates private property rights. Most of these modifications are clearly to prevent physical harm to citizens.
So why in hell can’t the Second Amendment be modified to help prevent physical harm to citizens?
Here’s what I’d like to see: Anyone that wants to own an automatic weapon (age 18-62) must enlist in their state’s National Guard (or the regular military). They must qualify by passing the physical performance tests, (which can be graduated according to age), intelligence tests, and psychological testing. They will get the proper training, the “crazies” would probably be weeded out (nothing is sure), they’d be paid a stipend for their reserve status and higher pay if they’re called to active duty. Then, after they’ve qualified and finished the first full year (or longer) they’ll be qualified to own an automatic firearm.
This will satisfy the part of the Second Amendment’s inclusion of “a well-regulated militia,” and won’t infringe on anyone’s rights to bear arms.
And it would drastically reduce the chances of some racist or just plain crazy buying weapons and taking their aggressions out on people shopping at the store, or children.
By the way, although I don’t doubt something like that has been proposed somewhere, I haven’t seen it. It’s my idea—and there-fore, brilliant. Right? 😉
And that’s it for this time. As usual, I urge you all to read, and read actual published fiction or non-fiction. Tweets and FB postings don’t count.

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Long Time Gone

4/10/2022

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​Over three months since the last post. Shame on me.
I have lots of excuses for the delay, but no good reasons.
I have been busy. I wrote a new short story based on a semi-dream. A semi-dream is one of those visions or concepts you get when you’re between awake and asleep. The story does not, unfortunately, fit neatly into any genre. It was rejected by Daily Science Fiction; I haven’t submitted it elsewhere yet.
There’s a contest by Winning Writers: The North Street Book Prize for Self-Published Books. Both my Just Lucky books qualify, so I’ve been rereading them and doing any editing I might find necessary. Not too much: an extra word here, changing a three-word phrase to a two-word phrase elsewhere, maybe a punctuation mark. That’s taken a while and has been my biggest excuse recently for not writing this.
Water Dragon Publishing, an imprint of Paper Angel Press, is considering unpublished speculative fiction, and also previously published sf as long as the author has full rights. So, I submitted Saving Atlantis and Prophecy of Honor. So that also has taken up time. I needed to reread Prophecy and make sure it was the best it could be.
In the last post I mentioned I was beginning Dean Koontz’s False Memory. I didn’t finish it. I didn’t even get halfway through. He set up a situation and then kept re-showing and re-remarking and revisiting the same sudden psychological aberration of the main female character. I lost patience with it.
I have read a few others, though. Koontz has a two-book story called Frankenstein; he co-wrote both books with a different co-author for each. The first of the two is titled Prodigal Son. I haven’t yet been fortunate to find the sequel at Goodwill, but I keep looking.
I’m reading another Odd Thomas book by Koontz. This is titled Odd Hours and is, I think, the last of the series as far as my reading is concerned. The last book in the series is actually Saint Odd, which I read during the last three months.
An unexpected bit of good news:Page and Spine online magazine is not folding up…sort of. Four more weeks for the current incarnation, then it will get a new editor/publisher, a new look and a new home base. Please go to this week’s End Notes tab for more details. One of the addicted readers that had the wherewithal in time, ability, and whatever else is involved volunteered to keep the publication alive and thriving. I’ll be interested to see how the editorial tastes of the new editor/publisher jibe with the old…especially as it applies to my submissions.
As I mentioned in the last post, I did have cataract surgery on my right eye. However, I have not had it on the left and there’s no hurry. My left eye is not used in everyday vision except for the periphery on the left, and the cataract is not as bad in that eye.  My wife had cataract surgery this week. That made for two round trips to LaCrosse this week, one next week, plus a couple of other trips that way. I’m glad that the gas prices are significantly lower in LaCrosse than here in Prairie du Chien.
Something I haven’t mentioned in a long time: if you like reading quotes, or find them inspirational, or amusing, please check out the list on my website in the Right Writes section.
Earlier this week my wife got a phone call and she called me in to take part. This guy (Bob) claimed my wife had won a new Toyota Rav (or whatever Toyota she wanted) plus $850,000. That sure sounded good. Also, they’d paid ninety-some percent of the taxes. All we needed to pay was $200. Still sounds really good. (I was pretty sure from the get-go that it was a scam. First, Bod said that he was from American Cashing Awards and that her name was drawn because she pays the utilities on time and has bought at least $5 worth of stuff at a local grocery store, including Walmart, JC Penny, and a few others. The problem with that is that except for the Walmart, she hasn’t bought anything from any of those places, and I pay all the utility bills. So, I asked him how we needed to pay the man when he arrived with the new car, the check for $800,000 and the $50,000 in cash. (Funny thing here: he had me hold while he conferred with the service guy, Mike Baker. When he came back on the phone he mentioned he‘d just talked with Mike Brown. Yep.) He said we had to pay with a $200 gift card. That confirmed my suspicions. We told him no thank you and hung up. He immediately called back but we didn’t answer.
Then I looked up American Cashing Awards. Google never heard of ‘em. But American Cash Awards had lots of entries, many stories about people that fell for the same scam. The amount of prize money and the car changed, but the one constant was paying $200 with vanilla gift cards.
I wish I’d handled it differently. I should have told him that when the guy came with the car (plus certificate of ownership and keys) and the check and the cash, at that point I’d hand over the gift card. Oh, well, maybe next time.
Thank you for reading this, please continue reading books, magazines, online articles, even social media, as long as you don’t take political commentary too seriously…not even mine.     
 

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2022...Off To A Slow Start

1/1/2022

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It has been two months since I added to this. I hadn’t realized it until just before Christmas.
My apologies.
Fact is, I haven’t had much of anything to write about.
Now, a few things. On the personal front, I’m having cataract surgery on the fifth for the right eye, and two weeks later on the left. My current vision acuity is less than optimum, to put it mildly. My wife is going to have to drive me back home after the surgeries and after the follow-up visits. I don’t think she’ll like it, but there’s not much choice.
I hate using up vacation hours for medical procedures, but, again, there’s really no choice.
When my very heavy grandson was here he must have shifted his weight while sitting on the toilet and broke off one of the two hinges for the seat and top. He didn’t mention it of course…but I’ve continued to use it until I shifted my weight a little and broke off the other side. The problem now is that I can’t get the bolts out of the toilet so I can put on another seat. One side you can’t even see and only reach left-handed because it’s so close to the shelving on the wall. The other side can be reached, but the one-winged nut is really married to the plastic bolt. I turn the nut and the bolt turns with it.
Wait, it gets better.
When I was first trying to get that bolt to move at all, I tried whacking it with a hammer. I missed and put a hole in the side of the bowl, which spewed water when it flushed. I can say that Flex Tape works. The hole is no longer a problem, but we’ll have to replace the whole toilet eventually. I’m still using the broken seat. As long as I don’t shift around on it, it’s fine.
To add to the troubles, my pickup won’t start and we don’t think it’s the battery, but it’s in the driveway and I can’t even get it to a mechanic. They’ll have to come and get it. 
2021 did not end on a high note for us, and so 2022 isn’t starting out great either.
On the reading front, I’ve finished another couple of Dean Koontz books and working on a third. The two are Saint Odd, the final book in his Odd Thomas Series, and an anthology of novels, novelettes, and short stories titled Strange Highways. I’m currently starting on a vey long novel of Koontz’s titled False Memory.
Besides the books I read about eighteen comic strips every day, plus editorial cartoons now and then.  I also read a story from Daily Science Fiction every week day. If you like fantasy and s.f., particularly written in a literary style, you'll like it. It can be delivered free to your email box every weekday. I read all offerings of Page and Spine every week. I urge you all to read their new issue every Friday. The new stories and poetry and essays will only be available for another five months. Then the archives will stay available for another year.
Speaking of Page and Spine, my short story, “Just Deserts” is published right now, in this issue, in the Outta This World tab. I’ve also submitted a sort of farewell essay for the magazine which may or may not be published sometime near their final issue in May.
I’ve also suffered two rejections, one of a short story and another for Saving Atlantis.
And that’s about it. Even after two months, just not a lot to report.
I hope you all have a great 2022. And as often as possible, please read.
 

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Pre-Halloween Thoughts

10/24/2021

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Again, it’s been over a month since my last posting. Please do not ask me where the month went; I cannot tell you. It just kind of slipped out the back door while I was watching the front. There have been plenty of doctor appointments, most for my wife, and plenty in La Crosse. But I’ve had one, too, and will have another in a few weeks. Both concerning my eyes.
I woke up one Wednesday morning with floaters and flashers in my right eye. I’ve had a floater in my left eye for quite a while, but it didn’t bother me because all my looking is done just with my right eye. So when two intrusive floaters showed up, and a couple of flashes, I figured I better get them checked. So far, not serious enough for more action.
I have cataracts, too. I’ll get them evaluated in November. If surgery seems called for, I’ll have that sometime next year. They are already booked for that procedure as far forward as February. It might be March by the time I’m checked.
The fantasy novel continues to go slowly, but it does go. I get new ideas all the time…the trick is incorporating those neat ideas into the story. The problem I have is making it realistic.
Sure, it’s a fantasy, but the characters are still people. There is a huge range of realistic behaviors of human beings, but once a specific human has been identified, given a personality, goals, ideals, etc., a writer can’t just have that character do something contrary to his or her nature just for the convenience of the story. Also, if there is a group of strangers, they must still behave in a believable manner regarding their goal, and then to combine these two necessities can make for a challenge.
That’s where I am right now. What’s going to happen pretty soon is clear, but how our intrepid heroes deal with the determined enemies in pursuit is not. Those enemies are aided by a troll—in this case a woods troll (aka a forest troll) that will play an important part at the ending of this first book. But getting the troll, the determined bad guys, and the intrepid heroes all in the right places at the same time is the real challenge I’m dealing with right now.
There’s also the beginning of an odd fantasy short story I’ve had knocking around in my head (plenty of room for knocking around up there) for over a year, and I’m finally ready to get the first draft started. The beginning goes something like this: Axelrod Hammersmith was well known to the souls in hell. He’d brought many of them to their current place in eternity.
The tentative title is “Even Hell Makes Mistakes.”
One of the advantages of going to La Crosse is that we stop at the Goodwill store. I picked up eight or nine books over the last two weeks, most by Koontz or Patterson, and one by King (Stephen, not Tabitha). That should keep me in reading material maybe to the end of the year.  
My birthday is always in the same week as Thanksgiving, but hardly ever falls on the holiday, so I usually have to work on my birthday. But this year my birthday falls on the holiday, so, if work is not mandatory on that Thursday, I’ll get my birthday off.
That’s all for now. I just realized one reason I hadn’t added to this blog before now was because I didn’t have anything to write about, except listing my rejections for Saving Atlantis.
One last note: Page and Spine, the online magazine that offers a free read every week with three or four short stories, poetry, and maybe an essay, is closing up. If you wish to submit anything, you have until Dec. 31. Their last issue will be May 6, 2022. Their archives will be available until May 5, 2023. One of the best stories in those archives is (and will be) “The Music Box” by N.K. Wagner.
So, enjoy the fall, but please don’t.
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